If Morris street adds a bike lane, how will War Rigs get to the Bullet Farmer and Gastown? How can you ride historic on a one-way residential street? Hey wait, who's driving this thing anyhow?

Thousands of years from now, the Queen's Marque steps will be used to harvest the failed Sardaukar candidates, strengthening the Padishah Emperor's most elite army. Another dark image for this Saturday's Dark Odd Artists show at the Forum. Come by and say hi and see some old favourites and some new works too. Okay, sing along everybody: "Mmmmmm ghhn ghhhnn boooooom zhaaaaaaa"

When I was a young boy my father took me into the city to see the Grand Parade. I haven't done a show in a while, but on March 29th I'll be at the Dark Odd Artists show at the Forum's Maritime Hall, selling my art. In keeping with the darker vibe of the show, I decided to bring the Black Parade to the Grand Parade. Will I see you there? Would you be the saviour of the broken the beaten and the damned? Well come say hi then!

In "Fallout: New Scotland" a spunky red-head (who is also a crack shot with a sniper rifle) leaves Vault 902, the old Debert Diefenbunker, where she meets a crusty Mountie ghoul, as well as young Gilbert Blythe, a junior member of the Brotherhood of the Red Ensign. Will one of them become her kindred spirit?