New Minas Tirith
by Andrew Burke
November 15, 2021
Come to
New Minas Tirith
to guard humanity against the
hordes of Sauron
, stay for the
bargains
and the Kung Po Shrimp at the
Double Dragon
!
Denethor
had pushed to change the name from Burger King to Burger Warden, but they mollified him with
some chicken nuggets and cherry tomatoes
.
On The Deck
Woody Game